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Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life.


Michael Palin

Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life. - Michael Palin
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Michael Palin

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Actually, the best gift you could have given her was a lifetime of adventures.

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Lewis Carroll

Actually, the best gift you could have given her was a lifetime of adventures. - Lewis Carroll
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Lewis Carroll

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I’m all through playing the American. Now, I’m going to live a good, quiet life.


Jack Kerouac

I'm all through playing the American. Now, I'm going to live a good, quiet life. - Jack Kerouac
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Jack Kerouac

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I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine.


Caskie Stinnett

I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine. - Caskie Stinnett
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Caskie Stinnett

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Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.


Paul Theroux

Travel is only glamorous in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
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Paul Theroux

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Traveling’s not something you’re good at. It’s something you do like breathing.


Gayle Forman

Traveling's not something you're good at. It's something you do like breathing. - Gayle Foreman
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Gayle Forman

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No matter where I live, my trunk’s always sticking out from under the bed. I’m ready to leave or get thrown out.


Jack Kerouac

No matter where I live, my trunk's always sticking out from under the bed. I'm ready to leave or get thrown out. - Jack Kerouac
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Jack Kerouac

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I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on Earth, then I ask myself the same question.


Harun Yahya

I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on Earth, then I ask myself the same question. - Harun Yahya
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Harun Yahya

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When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money, then take half the clothes and twice the money.

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Susan Heller

When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money, then take half the clothes and twice the money. - Susan Heller
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Susan Heller

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No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old familiar pillow.


Lin Yutang

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
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Lin Yutang

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There was nowhere to go but everywhere. So just keep on rolling under the stars.


Jack Kerouac

There was nowhere to go but everywhere. So just keep on rolling under the stars. - Jack Kerouac
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Jack Kerouac

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I’m shaking the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I’m gonna see the world.


George Bailey

I'm shaking the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. - George Bailey
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George Bailey

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